Ace Ventura Pet Detective Jr.
Wow. Jim Carey’s Pet Detective series was a classic, but this is something else. If you enjoy self torture and ruining your childhood, you’ll enjoy this. Starring a child who is apparently Ace Ventura’s son, the story continues in the low budget, terrible movie.
Tooth Fairy 2
The first movie was pretty bad. The second movie is worse. At least in the first movie we had The Rock. Who do we get in the second movie? Larry the Cable Guy. And it makes for one of the most unfunny, awkward movies.
The Scorpion King sequels
Pick any, there are four. Didn’t know there were four? Now you know the horrible truth. What compelled the producers to beat this dead horse and push four movies out of the franchise? Who knows.
Son of the Mask
Jim Carrey just can’t catch a break it seems. The first Mask was one of the best comedies of it’s time, and started Cameron Diaz’s career. In the second mask, we have Loki, that’s right Loki, come into this world to get his mask back, which jumps from a baby, to a dog, to everything else.
Titanic 2. Take that in for a second. Titanic 2. How is this possible? The ship is called TITANIC 2! It is a disaster movie that is a disaster itself. Every person who acted in this movie sank their career with the ship.
Marley and Me: The Puppy Years
In the massive stack of talking animal movies, this one was made. Did you like Marley and Me? Then don’t watch this movie.
Jingle All The Way 2
Larry The Cable Guy makes another appearance in this incredibly unnecessary sequel. But he’s not alone. With him, is WWE superstar Santino Marella. Filled with terrible slapstick humour, it went straight to DVD.